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The Horror?!: From Twitter 03-21-2010

03/21/10


  • New blog post: Hammerhead (1987): Once, Hammer (Daniel Greene), Jose (Jorge Gil), Carlos and Greg (Jeff Moldovan) ... http://bit.ly/ah462P
  • So, I do understand that right, the new Doctor Who season starts in the US before the UK?
  • RT @malpertuis: RT @Brittanysbeers: Ever wanted to see every cover of Amazing Stories? I did, too. http://is.gd/aRZF1

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Badmovies.org: Badmovies.org Reviews "Feast II"

03/21/10
This picks up where "Feast" left off, and attempts to replicate the first film's formula. It has monsters, topless biker babes, and midget luchadores. I should love this film. Why didn't I like it?

The Horror?!: Hammerhead (1987)

03/21/10

Once, Hammer (Daniel Greene), Jose (Jorge Gil), Carlos and Greg (Jeff Moldovan) were "the Storm Riders", the most popular mercenaries in Jamaica, until one day Hammer just stole away to become a cop in the US, leaving behind his friends as well as his girlfriend Marta (Melonee Rodgers).

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The Horror?!: From Twitter 03-20-2010

03/20/10


The Horror?!: In short: The Sewer Rats (1974)

03/20/10

The car belonging to a man with a crippled leg (Richard Harrison; throughout the film only identified as "Cripple") breaks down in the muddiest part of nowhere. The only thing amounting to civilization close by is a muddy conglomerate of hovels populated by a handful of men (among them Gordon Mitchell) of dubious sanity and clearly lacking morality. Oh, and there's a single woman, Rita (Dagmar Lassander), the wife of one of the men.

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The Horror?!: From Twitter 03-19-2010

03/19/10


The Horror?!: On WTF: The Oracle (1985)

03/19/10

A Roberta Findlay film about a cursed planchette, a bedraggled housewife and men with moustaches!

What could possibly go wrong?

Find out the frightening truth in my review on WTF-Film.com.

 

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Cinema Suicide: Lay out some plastic. Bring lots of paper towels and garbage bags. Violent Shit 4 is on the way.

03/18/10
Back in my tape trading days, I became hung up on the European scene. That was where all the really nasty stuff was happening and in particular, the low end of low budget in Germany was where it was at if you wanted to see extreme gore with a heaping side of cheese.

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The Horror?!: From Twitter 03-18-2010

03/18/10


  • Hm, Dragon Age Origins Awakenings (I defy all colons) should be unlocked here in about an hour, U think. Fortunately, there was no pre-load,
  • so there's no temptation to play the night through.
  • U means I in my language (idiotsk), by the way.
  • I'd really love the release countdowns on Steam to be right just once.

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The Horror?!: In short: Fluctuations (1969 or 1970)

03/18/10

A Woman reads a book called "Voyeur", sitting on a chair, naked below the waist. Another woman stares at "A History of Orgies". Two karateka are fighting in a living room, while fighting sounds play out of synch. Two seconds of moaning as recorded over a telephone are looped endlessly. The slowest striptease in the history of the world starts. The kinkiness ramps up and up and up, going from threesomes, to hair-whipping to sleepy druggy sex to the voyeur woman wrestling with the karate guys.

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Cinema Suicide: He has great taste in action movies. Tony: London Serial Killer.

03/17/10
The thing with serial killers that filmmakers always seem to get wrong is that nearly all of them manage to blend into society like they’re just like the rest of us. They call it the mask of sanity. This is why a guy like Dennis ‘BTK’ Rader can get away with it for so long.

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The Horror?!: From Twitter 03-17-2010

03/17/10


The Horror?!: Sherlock Holmes (2009)

03/17/10

Sherlock Holmes (Robert Downey Jr.) and his associate/common-law wife Dr. Watson (Jude Law) are putting the finishing touches on the case of the fiendish Lord Blackwood (Mark Strong), who has delighted London with a series of black magic murders.

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The Horror?!: From Twitter 03-16-2010

03/16/10


  • New blog post: From Twitter 03-15-2010: New blog post: From Twitter 03-14-2010: New blog post: From Twitter 03-13-... http://bit.ly/9p0cKT
  • New blog post: Three Films Make A Post: They Thought He Was Dead. They Were Wrong.: Pandorum (2009): The critical ... http://bit.ly/c6Evwg
  • The King in Yellow & I. *giggles* http://tinyurl.com/yhvh2v8

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Internal Bleeding: Trailer Tuesday: Demolition University

03/16/10
Just last week we brought you the Corey Haim gem “Demolition High“, and for this week’s Trailer Tuesday, we bring you “Demolition University”! If this is half as good as Demolition High, then y’all are in for a huge treat!  We’ll be taking a look at Demolition University in the coming days, so stay tuned. Tags: 90's, [...]

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