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The Film Fiend: REVIEW: JCVD

5 hours 50 min ago
Somewhere, Seagal is insanely jealous. There's a pivotal scene towards the end of Mabrouk El Mechri's surreal 2008 character piece JCVD which finds our titular hero floating casually above the movie set, tearfully recollecting the ups and downs of his impossibly tumultuous career. It's an odd, unexpected moment in this strangely touching film, giving the usually campy Van Damme a chance to flex

The Film Fiend: REVIEW: The Chosen One

6 hours 12 min ago
Zombie robots! Writer/director Chris Lackey's zany religious adventure flick The Chosen One -- which should find its way into your home entertainment system via Indican Pictures -- is of the same quirky cinematic stock as the madness you're likely to hiding out on Cartoon Network's Adult Swim at all hours of the night. Combining charming albeit low-budget animation techniques with

The Jaded Reviewer: Best Horror Movies of 2008 (Compilation from other sites)

01/07/09
I like to peruse what other horror sites have ranked as the top horror movies of 2008 before creating my own. Usually they may have some movie on their list I missed watching. More likely, they may have the same picks as I do.

To make it easier for you guys so you don't have to keep googling or going from site to site for everybody's top 10 lists, I've compiled everything for you below. If I missed a site top 10 list, please let me know so I can add it in. Hell, if you have a list let me know and I'll add it in.

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The Horror?!: Daily Twitter Terror

01/06/09
  • 10:49 Why do I have to care about Schneider leaving Kraftwerk? They've only been their own cover band for years now.
  • 10:49 And are moneygrubbing bastards of Metallicaesque dimensions.
  • 11:30 Oh great, a laptop without a keyboard.

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Acheter: Ninja Vixens: Web of Passion (2006)

01/06/09
Un film de Hitoshi Yuho avec Toko Ushikawa, Miho Munakata, Minori Kousaki et Takayuki Yoshizaki
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Cinema Suicide: See the teaser for Romero’s ‘…of the Dead’

01/06/09
I often hail George A. Romero as my favorite film director of all time based on a few obvious factors. I don’t need to go into them but for my money, his zombie films, the first three at least are some of the finest horror movies ever made.

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Cinema Suicide: Could I interest you in some ninja fighting?

01/06/09
I’ve been suspicious of those Wachowski brothers ever since they dropped the ball with those Matrix sequels. What a load of shit. Oh yeah, “we have a trilogy of scripts”. My ass, you do. You two were clearly making it up as you went along.

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The Horror?!: In short: Uncle's Paradise (2006)

01/06/09

Pinkus, being softcore pornography and all, aren't not everybodies cup of tea, which often does not lead the pinku detractor to miss much. After all, much of the genre really is not worth much as films, as delightful as its love for every kind of perversion might or might not be.

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The Jaded Reviewer: Spiral (Review)

01/06/09
Spiral

Spiral (2008)

Directed by Adam Green and Joel Moore

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The Horror?!: Daily Twitter Terror

01/05/09
  • 11:42 "...Sergio Corbucci's 1966 remake of The Man Who Laughs..." What!? tinyurl.com/a6hxc3
  • 12:26 Do I want to be him or would I dread having to be him?

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Acheter: Zombie Stars (2008)

01/05/09
Un film de Caroline Coulié et Didier Garcin avec Bernard Garcin et Wilfrid Jaubert
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Cinema Suicide: When the Overfiend is thirsty, it reaches for Tentacle Grape

01/05/09
Yes. It’s called Tentacle Grape. It’s a hentai soft drink. I’m simultaneously repelled and very, very thirsty. I loves me some grape soda, even when it suggests that giant cosmic tentacle monsters are forcefully having their way with animated Japanese school girls.

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Cinema Suicide: Must be pinku and kawaii. S&M Hunter.

01/05/09
Ordinarily I wouldn’t shed any light on erotic films here at Cinema S out of principle.  I just don’t much like sexploitation for reasons I’ve gone over in the past in reviews of Jess Franco movies.  But to dismiss S&M Hunter as cheap sexploitation would be unfair because it is so much more than that. Back [...] read more

The Horror?!: Tokyo Gore Police (2008)

01/05/09

Ruka (Eihi Shiina, really making that stone-faced woman with a sword thing work) - when she's not busy cutting herself - is an especially effective member of a future Tokyo Police Force. Orphaned at a very young age, she's following in the footsteps of her father who himself had been a cop killed on duty. She is especially adept at slaughtering the so-called "engineers", serial killers/berserkers from whose wounds grow new and interesting killing devices and who can only be killed by destroying a strange key-shaped tumor hidden somewhere inside their bodies.

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Acheter: FleshEater: Revenge of the Living Dead

01/05/09
Un film de S. William Hinzman avec S. William Hinzman, John Mowod et Leslie Ann Wick
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The Jaded Reviewer: Stuck (Review)

01/05/09
Stuck

Stuck (2008)

Directed by Stuart Gordon

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The Horror?!: Daily Twitter Terror

01/04/09
  • 12:58 Thanks, Israeli government, for bringing us your mass murders live on the web. tinyurl.com/7olpbo
  • 13:57 Tip for everyone moaning about being tired of zombie films: don't watch them.
  • 13:57 Brought to you by the Ministry of the Obvious.
  • 13:59 Blaktroniks: Now that's the kind of Hip Hop I can get behind. Sounds like not much else on the planet or beyond.
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The Horror?!: Pyrokinesis (2000)

01/04/09

Junko Aoki (Akiko Yada) works in the postal department of a Toho office (yes, she works for the studio that's producing the film you are watching - feel the meta), trying to keep her head down and stay as uninvolved with others as possible. The woman has some emotional problems you see. Ever since she was a child, she has had the ability to project and ignite fire, but also trouble controlling her powers once she has started using them. Also, strong feelings let her give off an immense heat, enough that she needs to run to next body of water to lose a little steam.

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Acheter: Death Proof (2007)

01/04/09
Un film de Quentin Tarantino avec Tamiia Poitier, Kurt Russell et Rose Mc Gowan
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