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Cinema Suicide: This is a very dangerous title for a movie. Suck.
Man. If you’re going to name your movie Suck, you’d better be damn sure that the movie isn’t even remotely bad. It’s like naming your band Garbage. If you write even one single that is poorly received, everyone is going to rip you apart and the easy jokes will never end.
The Horror?!: From Twitter 09-01-2010
- New blog post: From Twitter 08-31-2010: New blog post: From Twitter 08-30-2010: New blog post: From Twitter 08-29-... http://bit.ly/cEISAn
- New blog post: Iron Fist: The Giants Are Coming (1973): Original Title: Demir yumruk: Devler geliyor Two hostile ... http://bit.ly/95Dvic
- I don't think I have it in me to write up Bloodrayne 2. Things Man isn't meant to know etc.
The Horror?!: Iron Fist: The Giants Are Coming (1973)
Original Title: Demir yumruk: Devler geliyor
Two hostile groups of evil foreign evil-doers have come to Turkey to find a mysterious hidden dagger, which in turn will lead its owner to some mysterious hidden uranium mines, which again in turn will make their owner the (mysterious and hidden?) ruler of the world.
The Horror?!: From Twitter 08-31-2010
- New blog post: From Twitter 08-30-2010: New blog post: From Twitter 08-29-2010: New blog post: From Twitter 08-28-... http://bit.ly/dhXIaT
- New blog post: Men From The Gutter (1983): In jarring contrast to movie cops everywhere else, Hong Kong policemen ... http://bit.ly/9A0fpJ
- What did we do to deserve "Clash of the Titans 2"?
Internal Bleeding: Trailer Tuesday: Piranha 3D
As a man there aren’t too many things in the movie world that excite me more than boobs and gore! So when a movie comes around that has both, and in mass quanTITIES, I have to go see it. Enemy and I checked out Piranha in 3D last weekend and were pleasantly surprised at home [...]
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Badmovies.org: Badmovies.org Reviews "Maximum Overdrive"
A rogue comet causes every machine on the planet to revolt against Mankind. ATMs can only display insulting messages, but tractor-trailers are capable of doing a lot more than calling surprised bank customers bad names.
The Horror?!: Men From The Gutter (1983)
In jarring contrast to movie cops everywhere else, Hong Kong policemen have to work more than one case at once, so HK cops Qiu Zhenming (Michael Miu) and Sergeant Zhao (Lo Meng) have to be able to cope with two problems at once. Their life is certainly not made easier by the fact that the two men can't stand each other. Zhao thinks Qiu is too soft, while Qiu takes Zhao to be so ruthless and violent that he does more harm than good. In a bizarre turn towards believability, both men won't learn to respect and love each other.
Cinema Suicide: TVEye for August 30: True Blood, Warehouse 13, Eureka, Scream Queens & Haven
It was a fun and frustrating week in Genre TV. The Emmy’s were last night, and as happy as I am for John Lithgow’s Dexter win, and Aaron Paul’s Breaking Bad win, I have to say I’m disappointed that Dexter didn’t pick up the best drama award. As much as Bryan Cranston deserved the threepete [...]
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The Horror?!: From Twitter 08-30-2010
- New blog post: From Twitter 08-29-2010: New blog post: From Twitter 08-28-2010: New blog post: From Twitter 08-27-... http://bit.ly/9hEGQE
- RT @matociquala: New #shadowunit, in which Much Is Revealed: http://shadowunit.org/standard.html
The Horror?!: From Twitter 08-29-2010
- New blog post: From Twitter 08-28-2010: New blog post: From Twitter 08-27-2010: New blog post: From Twitter 08-26-... http://bit.ly/cEdTBh
- New blog post: The Brotherhood of Satan (1971): Ben (Charles Bateman), his daughter K.T. (Geri Reischl) and his gi... http://bit.ly/9rvk8l
The Horror?!: The Brotherhood of Satan (1971)
Ben (Charles Bateman), his daughter K.T. (Geri Reischl) and his girlfriend Nicky (Ahna Capri) are on their way to visit K.T.'s grandmother for the child's birthday. Somehow, the family manage to get themselves lost, and are confronted with some slightly peculiar circumstances that culminate in the discovery of a car wreck (with assorted dead bodies) by the side of the road. It looks as if it has been flattened by a tank, which in a sense is exactly what happened to it.
The Horror?!: From Twitter 08-28-2010
- New blog post: From Twitter 08-27-2010: New blog post: From Twitter 08-26-2010: New blog post: From Twitter 08-25-... http://bit.ly/ci2DX5
- New blog post: In short: Today We Kill, Tomorrow We Die (1968): Bill Kiowa (Brett Halsey) has spent years in jail ... http://bit.ly/ceA81a
The Horror?!: In short: Today We Kill, Tomorrow We Die (1968)
Bill Kiowa (Brett Halsey) has spent years in jail for a robbery he didn't commit. He has used his time leveling up his fast-drawing skills, and is now bound for revenge on James Elfego (Tatsuya Nakadai, oh yeah) who framed him and killed his Indian wife.
Kiowa soon learns that his enemy's gang has grown in the intervening years, and decides he'll need help in his vengeance project. So he puts together a team of four excellent gunmen (among them Bud Spencer and William Berger) to assist him.
