Angel's Wild Women

In another universe, Al Adamson was the builder of terrible houses that leaked and fell down. In this universe he's an unsung hero of baad cinema and here's yet another one to make you yell. If his style of film making had a culinary equivalent, it would be squeezing dinner out of leftovers, which could explain why Al shot this out his own back garden.

View in horror as hairy brute Ross Hagen (The Glove - 78) chews a match as the leader of the laziest, most apathetic bike gang ever filmed. They do nothing except sit around and endure crude over-dubbing till a fight breaks out and they all go for a long, dull bike ride behind Al's camera truck. Al's real life wife Regina Carroll then turns up with her pack of lady bikers and they visit the actual Spahn Ranch (where Charles Manson lived) to see a guru/killer hippie.

It's at this point the movie dissolves into a pale mash of  Hell's Angels On Wheels (67) and there's no blood... just lots of shite violence, LSD, nice choppers and Regina shows off her cut-granite curves and some eye watering camel-toe pants. She also looks like she applied her makeup with a paint sprayer on the back of a rodeo bull, but she does look hot. So does Maggie Bemby, a big busty gang memberwho looks like a pneumatic Oprah Winfrey (!?)

Unless you like empty trash, avoid this like a band-aid in a swimming pool and go watch Al's Horror Of The Blood Monsters (70) instead.