Crocodile Fury

Westerners Nick Reece, Trudy Calder and Lucas Byrne star in this totally insane far east cocktail of exploitation super trash that defies sense, reality and logic to such an extent that you may suffer an out of body experience while viewing it.
 
Yet another mix ‘n’ match pizza with bits stolen from—at least —4 different movies and stitched together without any attention paid to continuity. Anyhow, finish rolling that and watch parts of a ninja film with a witch in it, a zombie film, a minute or two of hopping vampire action and best of all—scenes from an obscure, gory, 1970’s black magic monster movie from Indonesia about a princess that gets cursed and turned into a tree climbing! crocodile who eats 100’s of ‘Thai’ villagers in an extended, pant-wetting sequence that’ll have you on the floor in convulsions of awe.

Usually, these whacky movie jigsaws from Filmark producer Tomas Tang and Godfrey Ho are utterly forgettable the second the feature quits and all yer left with is a headache and possibly, a fatal nose bleed, but here, the slice ‘n’ dice editing and random ‘story line’ match the medium perfectly. Classic cinematic dementia. Start building your alter to it... today!