Ninja in Action

More directionless martial arts crap from the diabolical duo of Producer Tomas Tang and Mr. Ho, this time starring Stuart Steen, Louise Roth, Christine O’Hara and fight choreographer Kent Poon.

You can make a wild guess at how many unfinished clunkers were salvaged from the out-take bin to make this into a ‘feature’, but I think it’s 3 or 4. One has a kidnapped professor and ninjas and another seems to be about a framed bride-groom who busts out of jail to recapture the heart of his ditched damsel and kill everyone else. Of course, it’s all seamlessly welded together via piss-poor footage of honky ninjas firing guns, humping and tossing smoke bombs.

There’s also a super ninja jewel thief called Alan and a smear of the bog-standard stolen gold, gangster revenge, swordfight, explosion shit stew fans of Asian badly dubbed, action/trash will lap up pronto. Especially the sadistic acupuncture sequence and the astonishing handbag fu attack.

“We’ve got to find those gangsters and recover the stolen jewels...”
 
“I’ll send some ninjas!”