Zombie vs. Ninja

AKA: Zombie Rival: The Super Ninja Master, here’s some incredibly awful super-crap that’ll have you popping corn in hysterics and just one of 1000’s of movies (probably) shat out by Hong Kong producers Joseph Lai and Betty Chan in conjunction with the insane Godfrey Ho.
 
This one ‘stars’ Pierre Kirby, Edowan Bersmea and Dewey Bosworth who all spin, kick, punch, fly backwards, disappear in cloud of smoke and flap their jaws non-stop while doing sped up kung fu in a confusing stir-fry stitched together using out-takes from what looks to be far better movies. Oh, and all the ninjas wear headbands with the word ‘ninja’ written on them, so you know when they are onscreen, they are ninjas.

Less a film and more like a mad mix-tape of demented, unrelated ‘Bastard’ filled martial arts, you can watch it for the hopping vampires, the exploding coffins, characters called Steven, Bobby and Ethan, clazy english dubbing, tin-foil jackets, spastic magic and a comedy priest with gigantic Buggs Bunny teeth. “You lousy bastard!”